Download the app, claim your name, save a couple of presets. The next time you go on, telling everybody takes one tap.
Pick your performer name — the one your fans already search for — and set a password. That's the whole signup.
Photo, billboard message, and the notes you want fans to see. This is the page your whole audience will follow.
Write the three or four statuses you post most often. From here on, each one is a single button on your dashboard.
One post. Every fan. About five seconds.